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felicefawn:

Holy shit, talk about a perfect place to live.

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livesandliesofwizards:

The beautiful witch was mad for Muggle romance novels, so she very happily followed the vampire to his lair. This was a dark and crumbling castle high on an isolated hill charmed against Apparition, a perfectly-laid trap decorated in the most morose manner possible; but so helpfully laid out, she thought, with romantic candelabra for mood lighting and also many convenient velvet-covered antique beds.
“What,” she began, in what she hoped was a breathy and titillating and feminine voice, “Are you planning to do to me, you fiend?”
“Tell me,” said the vampire, pinning her menacingly on the bed, baring his fangs and his chest, with the dim light of the lamps setting his alabaster skin to best effect, “What do you think of paragraph twelve of the Guidelines for the Treatment of Non-Wizard Part-Humans?”
“…what?” said the witch.
“Because I find that Ministry regulations are often promulgated by those with little interest in cultural competence, and it’s a real problem,” said the vampire. “Never mind how preconceptions color the terms on which our people deal—”
“Wait a minute—” the witch said.
“—and canny undersecretaries use media outlets like the Prophet to make the situation worse,” said the vampire.
“Oh, not again. Kill me now,” muttered the witch.
But the vampire hardly thought that was the way to achieve interspecies cooperation, and privately felt that he could never bind himself for eternity to someone with no interest in current affairs. When he finally met the right girl, the girl he’d spend millennia with, the girl he’d transform into a fiend, into one of the living dead — she’d care about failures in public policy. She’d concern herself with injustices wrought by the MLE. She’d campaign to fix the flaws inherent in the structure of the Wizengamot. And she was out there, he was sure of it.
“Every time,” said the witch.

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wtfcorey:

untitled by ruemorgueavenue on Flickr.

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ianmickeymilkovich:

Tate Langdon Posters: 1x04

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danceabletragedy:

arms by tobiee

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farwin:

hoplophilia:

Dragon’s Breath is a very gorgeous type of opal made into many types of jewelry.

They look like gateways to other dimensions… :O

That top left one looks like it’s plotting to take over Middle Earth

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